Mr. DeRuchie - I am currently putting together a professional bowling league to rival the current pro bowler’s tour. We are marketing it as “This is not your Dad’s bowling league!” We have a need for someone like yourself. Our league is inundated with hardcore, tough bowlers and we need someone with a “softer” edge, so to speak. Your name was forwarded to me by our Director of Scouting, and Mike suggested that I contact you. Evidently he has been following your progress from your dominance with Fiocchi Oil to your more recent success with the Washington Township Senators, where he is sure you will find success in the over 38 league…Has it been that long?!? A natural athlete such as yourself, who has displayed dominance in baseball, soccer and amateur guitar playing would be a much needed addition to our start-up league. You would be considered a quadruple threat and would immediately pique the interest of our over 55 women’s demographic, which we have been so desperately trying to reach. Please contact Mike, my Director of Scouting, ASAP to set up a meeting over lunch so that we can further entice you to defect to our league. Thank you inadvance for your consideration.
Mr. DeRuchie - I am currently putting together a professional bowling league to rival the current pro bowler’s tour. We are marketing it as “This is not your Dad’s bowling league!” We have a need for someone like yourself. Our league is inundated with hardcore, tough bowlers and we need someone with a “softer” edge, so to speak. Your name was forwarded to me by our Director of Scouting, and Mike suggested that I contact you. Evidently he has been following your progress from your dominance with Fiocchi Oil to your more recent success with the Washington Township Senators, where he is sure you will find success in the over 38 league…Has it been that long?!? A natural athlete such as yourself, who has displayed dominance in baseball, soccer and amateur guitar playing would be a much needed addition to our start-up league. You would be considered a quadruple threat and would immediately pique the interest of our over 55 women’s demographic, which we have been so desperately trying to reach. Please contact Mike, my Director of Scouting, ASAP to set up a meeting over lunch so that we can further entice you to defect to our league. Thank you inadvance for your consideration.